Stone: Plagued by the paprika presidency?

I was looking for a used lamp at the Goodwill on Lake Oconee Parkway when I overheard a man say he writes columns for a Greensboro newspaper.

I’m assuming it’s that other paper.

I hope he’s eating his vegetables because column writing is taxing.

We publish three syndicated columnists and occasional guest columnists each week to offer a variety of viewpoints.

According to Wikipedia, the word syndicate …