I used to know a girl, and it was a hubba hubba and ding dang ding. I said “Baby, you got everything.” A week later, it was a hubba hubba and ding ding dong; baby, it sure didn’t last too long.
From Nighthawks at the Diner, Tom Waits
I won’t linger on the internet romance I told you about last week. Tom Waits covered it pretty well in the epigraph above.
It went about like I expected it would, to be …