I don’t take baths, son, because I don’t like to wash my face with water I used to wash my rear-end.
T. Leonard Stone (T. Michael Stone’s daddy)
You could fill up your bathtub and call it Lake Wash My Rear-End, but that doesn’t mean it’s actually a lake.
According to scientists, a real lake must be at least half an acre, or about 20,000 square feet.
Those same scientists say there are 117 million lake…