“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
– Hunter S. Thompson
Now that we have concluded Rat Race 2023 and we’re preparing for Rat Race 2024, I have some news.
Confidential sources tell me that Vivek Ramaswamy will tap me for the post of press secretary if he wins the 2024 presidential election.
Yea, yea, I know the odds aren’t good. Vivek is currentl…