Stone: Writerman, Writerman, does whatever a writer can

When there is no one else to turn to Call for Super Chicken!

(puk, puk, puk, puk) Call for Super Chicken!

(puk ack!)

Super Chicken theme song, by Stan Worth and Sheldon Allman

I am not faster than a speeding bullet or more powerful than a locomotive. I can’t leap tall buildings in a single bound, change the course of mighty rivers, or bend steel with my bare hands.

I’m also not a web-slinger or a hamme…