Yarbrough: Trying to Understand Artie Fishel Intelligence

RING! RING! “Hello? Dick Yarbrough Enterprises. Dick Yarbrough, one of America’s most beloved, yet one of its most modest, columnists speaking.” “Hello, human person. This is Artie Fishel, of Artie Fishel Intelligence, calling. I am not a happy camp ... um, robot at the moment.” “Artie, I’m sorry to hear that and am a bit surprised because I didn’t think emotions were a part of Artie Fishel…