No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.
-- H.P. Lovecraft
The werewolves and the vampires were locked in a fight.
Both wanted all the power to keep out all the light.
Where werewolves found their pleasure, vampires found their pain; When one was bathed in sunshine, the other bathed in rain.
(OK, OK. I know vampires and werewolves don’t like sunshine, but I like tha…