Stone: I ain’t missing you at all

Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.

— Calla Quinn

Did you miss me the last couple of weeks?

Were you concerned? Did you post about me on Nextdoor?

Something like: “Does anyone know why T. Michael Stone didn’t write a column the past two weeks? Also, what’s traffic like on Highway 44?”

Or: “We had a wonderful dinner at the Italian Chophouse, but I was so worried about T. Michae…