A pastor was riding his bicycle when he saw a boy with a lawn mower for sale. “How much do you want for the mower?” he asked.
“I want just enough money to buy a bicycle,” the boy answered.
Then the pastor asked, “Why don’t we trade?”
The boy looked over the bike as the minister examined the lawn mower. The preacher pulled on the rope to get it started. He pulled and pulled and pulled, but it wouldn’t…