Crane: Remember to pack your patience

Should I ever be offered a seat on Santa’s trans-continental sleigh, upfront or in the jump seat ... I’m in!

However, as I still occasionally have to stay off the naughty list occasionally, I am more likely to be stuck in Comfort Plus, Business Class, or Coach during holiday travel.

This year, my youngest daughter and I are heading to the Big Apple for an “Elf”-"-style Christmas in the city that nev…